This is great!
1. Blaming your boyfriend for why you can’t do something.
I know you are both equally clingy, so when I ask you to make plans, please stop blaming it on your boyfriend. I’m sure he doesn’t want to give up watching Modern Family with you for one godforsaken night, but I know neither do you. Telling me that your boyfriend doesn’t want you to go somewhere gives me full permission to call him a controlling douchebag.
2. Instagramming pictures of your boyfriend.
WE GET IT. He’s your #ManCrushMonday. Every Monday. IT NEVER CHANGES.
3. Placing me in awkward situations.
When we actually get to hang out, the only thing worse than not showing up is showing up with your boyfriend. This seems like a great compromise to you—you’re killing two birds with one stone! Meanwhile I am stuck being the third wheel. And worst…
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